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threepwood| "Real" Name: Brian Moriarty Room Number: M85 with Scott Pilgrim, Mighty Bassist! ( vstheworld)Age: 27 Hair Color: Blond Eye Color: Blue Height: 6'4"ish Other Characteristics: Long face, not-as-piratey-as-he'd-like goatee, and pierced ears (two earrings in his left, one in his right). He's questionably ambidextrous with sword- good thing, since his left hand is a hook. Don't let his icons fool you! It is definitely a very, very pirate-like hook.
Series: Monkey Island Canon Point: Between The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood and Rise of the Pirate God Languages: English, Manatee Schedule for Day 61:
Current Status: Bandages covering his chest and abdomen with stitches on his back for several long, horizontal claw marks; the same for both upper arms, but to a lesser degree. Current Power Limitations: He can still hold his breath for ten minutes; however, his pants can't hold as much as they normally would. Curse you, nefarious Landel's sweatpants! Usual NS Inventory: flashlight, radio, Elaine's sword, sash made of sweatpants & underwear (Full Inventory) Informational Links: Aquilas ♠ Abe Sapien ♠ Renamon ♠ Jonathan Crane ♠ Kaworu | |||||||||||||
D A Y 4 7
M?? ♠ Yay, he's alive! Yay, sweatpants! Boo, hook downgrade!
Breakfast ♠ The population of Landel's can't grow facial hair well? Guybrush might just fit in here.
Recreational Field ♠ He meets a kid who can move stuff with his mind.
Bulletin ♠ As recommended by Raz, he asks to join Search & Rescue
Lunch ♠ Fishy! But only questionably tasty.
Dinner ♠ He meets his roommate: Scott Pilgrim, Mighty Bassist!
N I G H T 4 7
M81-M90 Hall ♠ Night begins! Time to find Javert's room
M-C Block Hall ♠ He nearly takes a wrong turn
West Wing, North Hall 1-B ♠ Next hall! The other people seem to know where they're going
West Wing, South Hall 1-B ♠ He decides against heading into the ladies' halls
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ Looks like this hallway is the water cooler of the institution
West Wing, South Hall 1-A ♠ He ponders the lack of night security as he wanders into another M block
M-A Block Hall ♠ He's got to be close now
M11-M20 Hall ♠ He finally meets Javert and they set off on a whirlwind adventure of mystery and manliness
M-A Block Hall ♠ Guybrush describes his encounters with the undead
West Wing, South Hall 1-A ♠ He reminisces about Elaine and the Cursed Cutlass of Kaflu
West Wing, North Hall 1-A ♠ He's pretty sure he's not dead
M-B Block Hall ♠ He'd know if he was dead- he has lots of experience faking it
M51-M60 Hall ♠ They arrive at M59 and find no sign of Edgeworth; the radios intervene
M-B Block Hall ♠ And he still has no idea where he's going
West Wing, North All 1-A ♠ He's warned not to go wandering pretty much anywhere at night
Recreational Field ♠ They take a shortcut to the Courtyard over the brick wall
Courtyard ♠ Plan B, where Guybrush calls Javert old and ends up with his sword. That makes sense.
Gardener's Shed ♠ They're late there, arrive during a fight, and Guybrush finds his new best friend.
D A Y 4 8
Breakfast ♠ Last night was either a vivid dream, or he fell asleep with a sword and a shovel
Bulletin ♠ He looks to return Javert's saber
Bulletin ♠ He signs up for Snickerdoodles & Root beer action!
Lunch ♠ It seems Landel is kidnapping protagonists of popular LucasArts franchises. Collect them all!
Dinner ♠ He prepares for the evening and discovers his new hook isn't totally useless
N I G H T 4 8
M81-M90 Hall ♠ Time for another long walk to Javert's room. Joy.
M-C Block Hall ♠ Which way, again?
West Wing, North Hall 1-B ♠ He decides to hum a tune to keep himself entertained on the long walk
West Wing, South Hall 1-B ♠ Passing the ladies' quarters
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ He's not used to actually carrying things
West Wing, South Hall 1-A ♠ Oh yeah, people do sleep at night.
M-A Block Hall ♠ He has a near-miss with a gleeful old man
M11-M20 Hall ♠ He finally reaches Javert's... only to find he isn't home. Better take that sword back to his room, lest he risk losing it
M-A Block Hall ♠ He starts the long walk back
West Wing, South Hall 1-A ♠ He considers how much exercise he's getting
Man Hallway, 1-West ♠ Annnnd back in the main hall
West Wing, South Hall 1-B ♠ The parts with all the walking are dull
West Wing, North Hall 1-B ♠ Wait, was that an explosion?
M81-M90 Hall ♠ Yes it was. His room is randomly ablaze, Scott is not in there, and his feet get burned. Yeowch!
M-C Block Hall ♠ So plan C is... going back to Javert's room. More walking!
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ His foot is in worse condition than he thought. Curse this cheap clothing!
M-A Block Hall ♠ Is it just him, or is it easier to be injured here?
M11-M20 Hall ♠ Well, he's back at Javert's room and the guy still isn't in. Time to sit down and grumble everything that is wrong with this place.
D A Y 4 9
Bus 2, Morning ♠ He meets a prosecutor who isn't nearly as likable as Stan. That's really saying something.
Bus 2, Evening ♠ Guybrush is soaked from the rain and manages to accidentally insult Remy in the worst way possible. Way to go!
Dinner ♠ Despite the fire the previous night, M85 is in perfect order, complete with sleeping Scott
N I G H T 4 9 [In Which The Doors Don't Work]
M81-M90 Hall ♠ After rigging himself a sash from some spare underpants, he sets out for Javert's again, only to run into a very human (but as violent as ever) LeChuck. Great.
M-C Block Hallway ♠ Having formed an uneasy alliance for now, the two men get moving.
West Wing, North Hall 1-B ♠ Guybrush gets all mopey and warns LeChuck that the people of Landel's have never heard of pirates
West Wing, South Hall 1-B ♠ LeChuck isn't the only new Monkey Islander at Landel's- Morgan and Elaine appear. ♥
West Wing, North Hall 1-B ♠ They head for the field, deciding to try to escape. Pirates can't be caged.
Pantry (2nd Floor) ♠ That door at the end of the hall leads to a cramped pantry, so Elaine takes the lead.
Female Nurse Restrooms/Showers ♠ PORCELAIN. ELAINE, WHYYYYYYY
Nurse Lounge ♠ They narrowly escape the evil porcelain, figure out the doors are enchanted, and oh yeah- Elaine is from years in the past.
Doctor's Office 10 [Burroughs] ♠ They find themselves in a doctor's office and leave a minute later, one pair of 3-D glasses richer.
Quarry ♠ In good news, they made it outside and are closer to making an Escape from Landel's Institute™. In bad news, they're soggy and muddy and will probably end up with bad colds from wandering in the rain.
D A Y 5 0
Chapel ♠ He's hoping to find Elaine and prove to her he's still husband material
Bulletin ♠ There's more S&R people afoot
Bulletin ♠ He corrects some false allegations about himself on the board
Brunch ♠ He catches up with Morgan
Music Room ♠ He teaches the unfortunately named Jeffery Andonuts about insult swordfighting
Waiting Room/Lobby 1 ♠ Just when he thinks he's seen all the Monkey Islanders at Landel's, a wild Stanley appears!
Dinner ♠ Scott is alive and awake! Score!
N I G H T 5 0 [In Which Guybrush Doesn't Know Much French]
M81-M90 Hall ♠ He starts the night and OH CRAP JAVERT'S SWORD GOTTA GO
West Wing, South Hall 1-B ♠ He scopes the hall for Elaine
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ Still no Elaine- he hopes to find her after his delivery
M-A Block Hallway ♠ Almost there!
M11-M20 Block Hall ♠ Sword delivered and conscience cleared! Time to catch Elaine.
West Wing, South Hall 1-A ♠ Aaaand he runs straight into Remy and loses his flashlight. The situation gets awkward quickly.
West Wing, North Hall 1-A ♠ The situation gets worse as Remy inexplicably goes into Frenchman mode and monsters attack.
D A Y 5 1
Bulletin ♠ Why yes, he does know the language of Manatees
Men's Showers ♠ Bathrooms and communal showers get even worse as when naked LeChuck shows up
Lunch ♠ Manny von Karma is as pleasant as ever
Arts & Crafts ♠ Guybrush speaks to Elaine concerning her nightly activities without him
N I G H T 5 1
M81-M90 Hall ♠ Now that he knows Elaine's room number, it's time to shamelessly show up at her door
West Wing, South Hall 1-B ♠ No time to whine about his leg and how much he misses his plot armor
F21-F30 Hall ♠ Showing up just in time to catch Elaine, he acts like an idiot. Smooth.
F-A Block Hallway ♠ He spots Morgan and denies ever having any problems with bathrooms ever. EVER.
West Wing, South Hall 1-B ♠ Now that he's done all that denying, time to avoid the bathroom
West Wing, North Hall 1-B ♠ He tells Morgan about his mostly nonexistent progress
M-C Block Hallway ♠ On Stanley, Brian Moriarty, and LeChuck's Personal Voodoo Stick
Men's Bathrooms (M81-120) ♠ And this is where Guybrush does what he does best- making accidents look intentionally amazing
D A Y 5 2
Bulletin ♠ Javert calls for the S&R, and Guybrush is ready for action!
Bulletin ♠ Oooor he's going to spend the night with his Plunderbunny's roommate, as Elaine has gone missing
Sun Room, 2nd Shift ♠ While staring at the Sun Room door, Guybrush meets Gren and they discuss colorful names
Dinner ♠ It's been a crappy day for the Mighty Pirate™ and Mighty Bassist™
N I G H T 5 2 [In Which There Are Evil Doppelganger Shadows]
M85 ♠ The search for Elaine begins with a run through the hallways! In other words, business as usual.
West Wing, North Hall 1-B ♠ As usual, Guybrush is tearing through the halls; tonight, he has a reason
F-A Block Hallway ♠ He's not sure he wants to find her gone
F26 ♠ Meeting Leela and finding Elaine's sword- she's gone and it is on.
F-A Block Hallway ♠ And it turns out Leela is from way, way in the future. Seven years, schmeven years.
West Wing, South Hall 1-B ♠ His shadow is playing tricks on him- never a good sign
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ Time to whine about his wife's disappearance and turning her into a statue
Stairwell by Lobby 1 ♠ Leela hinted at a Snugglecake of her own- color Guybrush interested
Main Hallway, 2-West ♠ Loud noises in the center of the hall = bad stuff ALWAYS
Main Hallway, 2-Center ♠ They try sneaking past the guard; it works well enough for them to reach the chapel
Chapel ♠ No Landel, but the decor is new. They come up with a game plan.
Main Hallway, 2-Center ♠ The guard looks occupied and the intercom interrupts their plans
Main Hallway, 2-East ♠ With his shadow on the fritz, they both get "a bad feeling about this."
East Wing, Hall 2-A ♠ His shadow manifests itself as a Poxy Guybrush doppelganger- they decide to try to hide somewhere dark
Mail Room ♠ They hide and break the lights... which, it turns out, is a bad idea because the shadow can live without them
D A Y 5 3
Bulletin ♠ Remy's alive! A summary: point Guybrush
Bulletin ♠ Leela checks in; Scott had a shadow, too
Breakfast ♠ Guybrush meets Maya, who asks a lot of questions
Bulletin ♠ And it seems Andonuts- A.K.A. Porky Minch the Room-Burning Jerk- is gone too.
Lunch ♠ He eats pizza with Sergeant Carter, another one-handed man with a penchant for explosives. Awesome.
Music Room ♠ He finally finds Morgan and they plan their evening of adventure
Dinner ♠ Scott is still alive and not missing. At least one person is usually found in the same area consistently.
N I G H T 5 3
M85 & M87 ♠ It turns out LeChuck is gone! OH, IT IS ON.
West Wing, North Hall 1-B ♠ And he's probably behind the whole institute. THE WHOLE THING.
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ And here's Morgan and they come up with a plan. YOU'RE GOING DOWN, EVIL NURSES.
Stairwell by Lobby 1 ♠ And now they're going upstairs. TAKE THAT, STAIRS.
Main Hallway, 2-West ♠ Time to find a nurse or a guard and get to work. ANSWERS, HERE THEY COME.
Main Hallway, 2-Center ♠ No nurse here, though they do encounter Azure Kite; NOT GOOD
D A Y 5 4
Bulletin ♠ Manny von Karma has a kid who shares all of his charming personality traits
Recreational Field ♠ With new, less forgiving additions to the staff, Guybrush finds himself in deeper, hotter water as he meets Harvey Dent
Lunch ♠ In which he meets Franny von Karma and digs his grave a little deeper
Bulletin ♠ On loss
Dinner ♠ After a shift in the Greenhouse, Scott explains that Landel got fired, then is promptly kidnapped
N I G H T 5 4 [In Which There Are Parasites and Guybrush Has Plot Armor]
M85 ♠ No time for project mumbo jumbo! With Scott kidnapped, it's up to Guybrush to lead a rescue mission!
West Wing, North Hall 1-B ♠ More running, his usual nightly routine
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ Guybrush hatches a brilliant plan to save him more running and stair-climbing
Main Hallway, 1-Center ♠ His legs aren't even hurting anymore by the time he reaches the Sun Room
Sun Room ♠ Brilliant plan isn't quite as brilliant as anticipated as Scott is actually in the Sun Room. Guybrush turns into a pain-free being, Scott pulls a sword out of his chest, and the insults fly!
D A Y 5 5
Courtyard ♠ He meets with Morgan and they come up with a plan: she looks for Landel/Aguilar while he scopes out the soldiers
Bulletin ♠ In spite of his injuries, he's in for the S&R
Bulletin ♠ Yeah yeah, he died. Got it.
Bulletin ♠ He should probably meet at Javert's room. He knows where it is.
Dinner ♠ It's time for manly apology time with Scott. Also, his innards still feel mangled.
N I G H T 5 5
M85 ♠ Aguilar is even creepier than Landel. Now that's a feat.
West Wing, North Hall 1-B ♠ He takes a break from running tonight due to health reasons.
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ He thinks he hears a bunch of people he knows, but they're nowhere in sight. And no, he's not crazy.
M14 ♠ Javert may or may not believe he's capable of S&Ring tonight, but Guybrush isn't walking back. End of discussion.
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ Guybrush explains what happened to him- you know, the usual shenanigans.
Stairwell by Lobby 1 ♠ Two more S&R members- Morgan and Mordio- appear and promptly leave. Yay, teamwork!
Main Hallway, 2-West ♠ Empty Hall, save for the gentle sounds of yelling and screaming
West Wing, South Hall 2-B ♠ Doors: 3; Guybrush: 0
Disciplinary Therapy Corridor ♠ They are the first to arrive. Guybrush spends his time trying the doors and repeating phrases over and over again
D A Y 5 6
The Bookworm (Morning) ♠ Guybrush meets Ruby, then promptly learns she doesn't work there and wouldn't help him if she did
Moutain Antiques (Noon) ♠ The antique store and its owner remind him of the Voodoo Lady, so he behaves as he normally would in her store by pondering what he should steal
Mountain Antiques (Early Afternoon) ♠ Morgan finds him still there, and they make plans to exchange LeChuck's and Elaine's files. Yes, she's gone, but Morgan is encouraging. What would he do without her?
Dinner ♠ He's hungry, but Scott is willing to help him out
N I G H T 5 6
M85 ♠ With the meal having improved his mood, Guybrush heads out
West Wing, South Hall 1-B ♠ Guybrush meets up with Morgan, gets the files, and they head off to Escape from Landel's Institute™
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ The radio comes on an reveals that Landel is now working for the rebel guy? Yeah, right.
Main Hallway, 1-Center ♠ Ready!
Entry Room ♠ The front door is guarded, but what can a girl with a stick really do against two sword fighters?
Bus Unloading Area ♠ Girl with stick: 1; Monkey Islanders: 0. But hey, at least they got past.
South of the Institute ♠ It's cold, the road is long, and they're wounded. Maybe conversation will help.
D A Y 5 7
Bulletin ♠ Guybrush unknowingly sets himself up for a major throwdown with a teenager, maybe. It was hard to read.
Sun Room ♠ Spotting Indiana Jones, he decides to try to apologize for thinking he was crazy
Cafeteria (Brunch) ♠ The crazy girl from the other night seeks him out and apologizes, and they handwave getting names
Library (4th Shift) ♠ Letters are being distributed, and Guybrush meets Kratos while peeping on his
N I G H T 5 7
M85 ♠ With Aguilar's announcement about the Med Wing, Guybrush finds himself eager to cram mystery drugs down his gullet
West Wing, South Hall 1-B ♠ Whoops, he never did get Morgan's room number.
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ He recalls that Javert didn't post a note for the S&R that day. That is never a good sign.
M14 ♠ It turns out Javert is okay- just sleeping late, as "experienced" people do sometimes. Time for adventure!
West Wing, South Hall 1-A ♠ Guybrush explains what Javert missed that day- letters and censorship and whatnot
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ They head for the medical wing and chat about why letters from one's attorney are no fun
Main Hallway, 1-Center ♠ There's a party going on in the Sun Room, apparently
Main Hallway, 1-East ♠ They finish the discussion of letters and reach the Medical Wing
Medical Wing: Front Desk ♠ The first area is clear; Guybrush nabs a jar of lollipops before they press on
Medical Wing Hall ♠ Lots of doors, but the way to the infirmary is clear
Medical Wing: Infirmary ♠ Drinking some mysterious liquid, Guybrush is glad to see he doesn't drop dead immediately. He does develop quite an itch, though.
Medical Wing Hall ♠ The itch worsens, as does Guybrush's condition. Maybe death would have been okay.
Medical Wing: Recovery Rooms ♠ His transformation into a tailypo complete, Guybrush caves to his feral side and attacks Javert. It's only after a couple of blows and some familiar circumstances to the head that he recalls his humanity and makes amends.
Medical Wing Hall ♠ They continue their exploration, even though one of them is now a monster
D A Y 5 8
Cafeteria ♠ Breakfast of champions, A.K.A. more pink sludge. Well, at least he's not mangy anymore.
Bulletin ♠ Indiana Jones is dead; as another protagonist of a LucasArts franchise, Guybrush is genuinely worried. Also, he apologizes to Javert.
Showers ♠ Showers are better than expected as he meets Mike, the ninja with only one hand.
Arts & Crafts ♠ Maya reminds him that his potion-drinking was indeed stupid. Great job!
N I G H T 5 8
M85 ♠ Scott is quiet, but no matter- Guybrush has stuff to do. Protagonist stuff.
West Wing, North Hall 1-B ♠ Probably should have been paying attention to Code 1-8
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ He's heading for the storeroom (i.e. too busy to pay attention)
Main Hallway, 1-Center ♠ He crosses paths with Maya, who is convinced their meeting must be fate
Main Hallway, 1-East ♠ The radio comes on: Aguilar is still making patients do his dirty work
Stairwell by the Medical Wing ♠ Guybrush explains the radio
Main Hallway, 2-East ♠ And then explains that Landel and Marc are in cahoots
East Wing, Hall A (2nd Floor) ♠ Finding which room to try is easy enough, at least
Janitor's Closet ♠ Jackpot, Part 1: In which the intercom announces there is a traitor in the military and Guybrush takes a bunch of stuff
East Wing, Hall A (2nd Floor) ♠ He's looking for voodoo stuff, so they keep trying doors
General Storage ♠ Jackpot, Part 2: In which they talk about voodoo, the supernatural, and Guybrush's apparently magic pants
East Wing, Hall A (2nd Floor) ♠ They start seeing things- first the ghost of Elaine, then Morgan. What is going on?
D A Y 5 9
Bulletin ♠ Having seen Morgan's ghost, he needs reassurance that she's alive. Or at least not a ghost.
Library ♠ He meets Seishin in the library by being rude. Nice way to make a first impression.
Bulletin ♠ Javert puts out a call for S&R; Guybrush is totally there.
N I G H T 5 9
M85 ♠ An alarm sounds, pink stuff covers the walls, and Guybrush discovers his pants are working again. IT IS ON.
M-C Block Hall ♠ So he makes the routine run to Javert's...
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ Which is less routine than expected. He's got a bad feeling about this.
M14 ♠ The protagonist of the family-friendly Monkey Island™ series is a little freaked out; also, Javert isn't in.
Main Hallway, 1-West ♠ Heading toward the disciplinary corridor, he runs into the inspector (and guest) in the main hall
Stairwell by Lobby 1 ♠ Guybrush, Javert, and Ema head upstairs. Duty calls!
Main Hallway, 2-West ♠ Things aren't much better on the second floor.
Disciplinary Therapy Corridor ♠ ... And they only get worse. Javert's last stand!
D A Y 6 0
Bulletin ♠ Guybrush lets the Landel's populace know the bad news: Inspector Javert is dead.
Music Room ♠ Having spent all day pacing around the Sun Room, he is told to make friends and relax.
M85 ♠ Javert's coat is in his closet; all is not well in the world of Threepwood.
N I G H T 6 0
Somebody spend the whole night fuming around his room and only got down a single hallway. Great job, hero.
D A Y 6 1
Cafeteria ♠ Someone is still feeling rotten the next morning. Spoiler: it's Guybrush. He chats with Maya anyway.
Recreational Field ♠ He mistakes Kurama for a lady. Is no big surprise.
Arts & Crafts Room ♠ Deciding to write a letter to Elaine, he talks to his fellow one-hander Michelangelo.
T O T A L L Y U N R E L A T E D A D V E N T U R E S
Dear Mun: Plunderbunny! ♥
IC Meme: 3 Truths, 2 Lies
Love at First Sight Meme: Things get awkward with LeChuck
IC/OOC Ask Anything: On Guybrush's accomplishments and manatee dating
IC/OOC Ask Anything: He's totally innocent. And a pirate.
Ask Inappropriate Questions: More about manatee mating
Ask Inappropriate Questions: Bigger is better... when it comes to names
Love at First Sight: Part 2: von Karma hates plaid
Dear Mun: Oh crud, it turns out the Loom cast does exist on the internet
Trapped in the Elevator: The most important item in Monkey Island™ can't solve everything
Truth Meme: And that's how you break out of a hypothetical jail cell
Never Have I Ever Drinking Game with Scott, Manny von Karma, and Leela
Dear Mun: The Tales of Two Adventurers
Blind Date: With the incredulously alluring Manny von Karma, of course
Notes in Class: Octopus < Manatee
Dear Mun: Where he chats with Scott, reassures himself, and battles the pinnacle of evil.
IC CR Meme: In which he gives opinions and gets some about himself
High School AU Meme: In which he tries to get out of detention
Dear Mun: Bogus (but not really).
The Bothering Meme: In which Guybrush is bothered, as the name implies
IC Reunion Meme: Elaaaaaaaaaaine!
Dear Mun: And he thought Loom was obscure.